Saturday, February 25, 2012

Tamil Jokes in English

Tamil Jokes in English

Lollu Joke
Panchayat Thalaivar:
Unnai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.
Gounds:
Naan enna thiruthu'radhukku mark sheeta?

Funny Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Enga, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?
Gounds:
Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus
erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!

Timing Gounds Lollu Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Tamil Joke spoofing 7G Rainbow Colony
Cell Pesum vaarthaigal purivathillai
Kaathirunthal message varuvathillai
Oru murai anuppi, maru murai anuppa,
naan onrum kirukkan illai....
ennakku bill katta vazhiumillai...
girl friend irunthum, sms anuppa,
network coverage kidaipadhillai.....
customer care'rukku call panna,
badhil onnum kidaippadhillai....
orumurai than nan call seithal...
varukindra bill aval arivathillai....
irravinulum thinam pagalinilum....
karai-gindra balance therivathillai

Autokaaran Computer Tamil Joke Spoof
Sema Nakkal Comedy
Naan software-kaaran software-kaaran
naalum therinja pc-kaaran
mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran
internet-la java-kaaran
cut and pastu velaikkaaran
logic ulla moolaikkaaranda
naan yeppavumae
programmers'kku uravukkaaranda
Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google'nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu
bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu
review padapadakkum naeraththilae
Email window-vin oraththilae
Naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa
un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma
nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma softuware-u
C++'la code-u, Crash'um kooda agadhu.
naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran
backend-ula DB-kaaran
frontend-ula VB-kaaran
OS-ula NT-kaaran
Assembled PC-kkaaranda
naan internet-il
eppo'ludum browsing seivenda
Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
Google-nna ajakkuththan,Google-nna gumukkuththan
ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen
Critical bug vandha, maattaennu solla maattaen
appappoe bore adichchaa Orkut'tayum
match nadanda CricInfo paar'thu'duvaen.
Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan
Orkut-nna ajakkuththan,Orkut-nna gumukkuththan

Actor Tamil Joke
Actor to fan: Indha padam nooru naal odum'nu enakku nambikkai irukku.
Fan: Nooru naal enna sir, aynooru naal'ae odum.
Actor: Enna sir comedy pannureenga.
Fan: Goyyaala!, mudhala yaaruda comedy pannunadhu?!

If TR tells old crow story
Dey ...
oru oorla irunthuchuda kakaa,
adhu paatti vadaiya suttuduchu sho-ka,
poi marathula ukanthiruchuda knack-a,
appa anga vanthiruchuda nari fluke-a!!
Apo nari kakaa pathu ketucham,,
"kakaa kakka black kakka,
un vadai koncham tha kakka"
Athuku kakaa solichu
"mamma mamma nari mamma
en muthuga konjam sori mamma" nu
Athuku kovapatta nari solicham,
"sambarla potta perungayam...
un vadai vendanda vengayam.."

Vetti Nakkal Joke vetti penne vetti penne vetti penne
vettithanamaa vettipayan thaan vettiya sutharen
project varaadhaa project varaadhaa
inimel inimel ennaku project varaadhaa

THATHUVAM
WISKEY'KUM , POISON'KUM YENNA DIFFERENCE?
WISKEY KUDICHA NAALU PERUKKU MUNNADI NAAMA AADUVOM!
POISON KUDICHA NAMAKKU MUNNADI NAALU PER AADUVANGA.
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009

MOKKAI Thathuvam
irumal vanthaa irumurom,
aanaa kaaichal vanthaa kaachuramaa?
BY,
fever vanthaalum feel panaathor sangam.
Submitted by sakumar.m.s.k on 30 June 2009

Naannum romba naalaavae paarkaraen, indha thathuvam kodumai thaaangavillai.

Some of the GEMs of Indraya Thathuvam Tamil SMS Jokes.
Make your friend's day by sending these INDRAYA THATHUVAM SMS every morning. Can even Solomon Pappayya can think of Tamil Thathuvam like these?

Ticket vaangittu ulle pona adhu cinema theatre,
ulle poyi ticket vaangina adhu operation theatre

Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum,
ava nelal karuppa dhan irukkum

Elundirichadhukku apparam Good Morning sollallaam,
aaana thoonganadhukku munnaadi Good night solla mudiyuma?

Vaalkaiyula onnumae illana bore adikkum,
Mandaiyila onnumae illana glare adikkum

Kovil maniya namma adichha satham varum,
kovil mani nammala adichha ratham varum

Minnal paartha kannu poyirum,
paarkalena minnal poyirum

Neenga evvalavu dhan periya paruppa irundhalum,
ungala vachu saambar panna mudiyadhu.

Tea master evvalavu dhan lighta tea pottalum,
adhula irundhu velicham adikkadhu.

Indraya Thathuvam:
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Idhudhan Vazhkai, kadaisiyil ondrum illai.

Meenukku evalavu dhan neendha therijaalum,
adhukku meen kolumbula neendha theriyuma?

Ennadhan naay'kku naalu kaal irundhalum,
adhala kaal mela kaal pottu ukkara mudiyuma?

Yaanai mela naama ukkandhu pona 'Safari', andha yaanai namma mela ukkandhu pona 'Oppari'.

Cell'lula Balance illana, Call panna mudiyadhu,
Manusanukku Call illana Balance panna mudiyadhu.

This is one of the best Indraya Thathuvam
Naai kitta poi tiger biscuit potta, adhu ungala vittutu biscuit'a saapiturum,
Aana tiger kitta poi naai biscuit potta, adhu biscuit'a vittutu ungala saapitirum.

Dance master evvalavu dhan nalla dance aada therijalum,
avarala avar savukku dance aada mudiyuma?

Kadal mela kappal pona Jolly,
Kappal mela kadal pona Gaali.

Oruthan evalavu dhan gunda irundhalum,
avana thuppakki kulla poda mudiyaau.

Naai evaluva dhan nandri ulla praaniya irundhalum,
adhala 'thank you' solla mudiyadhu.

Neenga evvaluvu dhan costly cell phone vachhu irundhalum,
unga cell phon'ukku neengalae call panna mudiyuma?

Evvalavudhan periya VVIP'ya irundhalum,
bus'ula pona mudhal seettu driver'ukku dhan.

America naattu janadhipadhiyavae irundhalum,
barber'ukku munnadi thala guninjhu dhan ukkaranum.

Kaal evvaluvudhan vegama odunaalum, kaikkudhan prize kadaikkum

Ennadhan neruppu koliya irundhalum,
Muttai'a Halfboil'a podaadhu

Oruthan evvalavu dhaan gunda irundhaalum, avana thuppakki kulla poda mudiyadhu

Kaal enna dhaan vegama odinaalim,
prize kadaipadhu kaikkudhan

Calender'la enna thediyai kilicheenga'nradhu mukkiyam illa,
kilicha thediyila ennatha kilicheenga dhan mukkiyam.

Enna dhaan JAVA la threads irundhaalum
adhu vechu lungi neyya mudiyuma?

Busla nee earunalum ila unnmalae bus earunalum,
ticket vangaporadhu nee thaan

Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha adhu “Kalai”
Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha adhu “Kolai

Neenga AirTel prepaid vachirundhalum sari,
AirCel postpaid vachirundhalum sariThumumbodhu Hutch 'nnu dhan satham varum

Neenga enna dhan oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Korratai Vittalum
Unga Korattaya Neengalae Kaekamudiyadhu

Nagaiya Kadaiyila Adagu Vacha Maarvaadi..
Manasai Ponnukita Adagu Vacha Ervaadi

Mandaiya Potta Die
Mandaila Potta Dye

Tamil Funny Joke
Man1: Kadavul kitta 'enakku oru velai, pai neraya panam, pakathula naraya figuru eppothum irukkanum' endru vaendi'kittadhu thappa poiyirichu.
Man2: Aen, enna aachhu?
Man1: Ippam naan "ladies special" bus'la conductor'a irukkaen.

Tamil Joke
Man1: Un payyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa.
Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva pesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu payyan.

Kadi Jokes
Aaarum aarum serntha enna varum?
Vellam varum.
Koli aen muttai podudu?
Theriyuma?
Theriyalana therinju koonga.
Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.
Watchman eppadi tittuvaaru?
Gate Out
Oru poonai paadugirathu:
Eli mayamaana ethir gaalam en ulathil therigiradhu.
Saloon kadai kaarar'ku piditha kaai edhu?
Kathiri'kai.
Auto driver eppadi sirippar?
Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.
Man1: Enga, bus aeru'vadharkku enga nirkkanum?
Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga.

Funny Joke in Tamil
Editor: Ennaga post cover mela kadhai eludhi anuppi irukeenga?
Author: Neenga dhana sonneenga "Cover Story" vendum endru.

Tamil TitBit Jokes
Nagai kadai kaararrukku piditha soap edhu?
Pon Vandu.

Weight'ana paravai edhu?
Garudan (Garu-ton)

Bun mela thanni oothina enna aagum?
Panneer agum!

Karumbu vyabaram eppadi irukku?
Sakka'i podu podudu!

Ethanai thadava thiruppi sonnalum unakku puriyavae maataengudhu.
Thiruppi sonna eppadi puriyum? Nera sollunga.

Tamil Good Joke
Kappal'lae kavildhalum, kannathula kai vaikka koodhadhu. Aen theriyuma?
Kannathula kai vaichha, neechal eppadi adikka mudiyum?

Paithiyam Joke
Paithiyam 1: Taj Mahal'la naan vaanga poraen
Paithiyam 2: Adha naan ippam vikka poradhu illa.

Silly Tamil Jokes
Avar yaaralum ice vaikka mudiyadhu.
Aen?
Avar ice kadai vacchu irukkaru.

Naai Aen kuraikudhu?
Aenna adhukku kootta theriyaadhu.

Mayilae Mayilae'nna iragu podadhu, aen theriyuma?
Iragu poda sonna thana podum, mayilae mayilae mattum sonna poduma? Silly fellows.

Enna, koli pidichadu'naala kai vendhu poyidicha?
Naan pudichadhu neruppu koli aachae.

Blade Tamil Jokes
Thirudanukku polisukkum enna vidyasam?
Thoppai!

Sigathai paarthu payapadhada miriguam edhu?
Innoru Singam!
ok ok, konjam over kadi dhan, irundhalum...

Sothu thagaraaru dhan, aana adhukkaaga ippadiya!
Aen, enna aachu?
Hotel'la "family dosai" vaangi adha pirikka kooda sandai pottukaraanga.

Tamil Alchohol Drinkers Joke
Andha aeriyala ellorum bayangara kudikaaranga'lamae?
Aaama, adhanalayae avunga aeriyala oru oorigai company aaramichu irukkangalam.

Tamil Police Joke
Ennai ellorum police endru nenachu bayandhukaraanga.
Adhan thoppaiya koraingna'nu appavae sonnaen.

Geth tamil kadi joke sms
Person1:"kaludhai'kku kalyaanam panni vachom... vellamae vandhuruchu!"
person2:"appuram, nelamaiyay eppidi samaalicheenga?"
person1:"divorce panni vachom..... vellam vadin'chiruchu!"

kosu
Yenna kadiththa kosuvai naa pidithen:
aanaal adikkavillai vittu vittean:
yean theriuma?
athu odambula odurathu namma raththamula, athuthan.

kavithai
kangal pesinal "KADHAL ",
kanneer pesinal "NATPU",
panam pesinal "SONTHAM",
ellarum pesinal "ULAGAM",
nee mattum pesinal "LOOSU".
HOW IS IT ????

mokka joke
doctor:saapthdu aparama tooka marundu saaptengala
patient:aiyayoooo tooka marundu saapda marandu poi toongiten

ABOUT EXAM
1ST BENCH STUDENTS:
HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.
2ND BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.
3RD BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI CLEAR AGUM.
4TH BENCH STUDENT:
CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.
LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:
MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..
ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....

Thatuvamungo
Bus stop kitta wait panna bus varum,
But full stop kitta wait panna full varuma?

Erumbu elephant joke
erumbum elephantum otta panthaiyum vaithargalam.
erumbu elephant kaathil etho sonnatham elephant athai kettu keele vilunthadham. erumbu enne sonnathu?
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" nee keele viluntha naan unakku ratham tharein"

Teasing Super joke
Periya puyal kaatru,
minnal kottum gana mazhaiyil nee nadandhu sellum azhagai varnikkiran oru sila vaarthigalil
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Eruma madu epdi pogudhu paaru.

Crow Story
oru kakka innoru kakkakita oru ragasiyam sollucham athu enna theriyuma?
kaa kakka kaa kakka kaa kakka

TEASING
oru story
oru pattam poochi parakkuthu.
ethukku?
athu istam parakkuthu nee poi velaja paru.
7 kalutha vayasula kathai kekutha unakku!!!?

Mokkai Thathuvam
kasu irunda call taxi,
kasu illina namma kaal than taxi.

FUNNY
unkku oru maths test,
aala mara ilai 000.67,
arasa mara ilai 00.87
vepa mara ilai 89
kootina enna varum???
kuppa varum.
Mega Mokkai
Mottaiku helmet podalam,
aanal helmetuku mottai poda mudiyma.

Funny Mokkai
SAR 1-HOTEL'LA SAAPITTU MUDICHITTU PAAKIREN KAILA KAASU ILLAI.
SAR2- ACHACHO APURAM ENNA AACHU?
SAR1- APURAMA POCKET'LA IRUNTHU EDUTHU KODUTHAN.

HUSBAND AND WIFE
HUSBAND- NA SETHUTA NEE ENNA PANNUVA?
WIFE- UNGA KUDAVE NAANUM SETHUDUVEN.
HUSBAN- JOSIYAKKARAN APPAVE SONNAAN, SETHALUM 'SANI' UNNAI VIDATHU'NU.
Rat Mokkai
Eliku pudikatha padipu ethu?
Theriyalaya?
Poriyeyal

Kadi Joke and Mokkai
Madham (Religion) Pudicha Animal Ethu
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Ans: Yanai(Elephant)
Because for Yanai(elephant) only Madham Pudikkum
He He He

Chutty Kadi Mokkai Joke
Sunday sandai podalam
But
Monday mandaya poda mudyuma
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Sema Mega Mokkai
Dosai mavula dosai sudalaam
chapathi mavula chapathi sudalaam
But,
kadalai mavula kadalai suda mudiyuma
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Unavu Kadi
Idlykkum pongalukkum ena different
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Pongalukku leevu(holiday) undu aana idlykku leevu(holiday) illai.

Cool Kadi
Muttai(Egg) idatha Paravai(Bird) ethu
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Ah Ah Ah
Aan Pravai(Male Bird).

Just a Joke ya !!
Kakkavuku pudicha kandam (continent) ethu?
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vada America (south america)
Because there is vada (vadai)

Joke
police:ennaiya police station kulla maatta ottitu vanthurukka?
man:aiya samy inga nalla LAADAM kattu vanganu sonnanga athan samy.
police: ?
Musquito Mokkai
Cricket match paatthittu irundha musquito thideer nu setthu pocchu.why?
Because Indian team 'all out' aayiricchu

Opposite Mokkai
What is the opposite of Aravind Samy?
Aravind did not see me.

Bank Joke
Bank la potta cheque thaavuthu.,, Yen??
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Antha Cheque Bounce Aana Cheque ahm....
haa Haa Haa
Ethaum technical ah think pannuvor Sangam...

Mokkai Jokes
Enna Than Vaaikaal la Vaaiyum Kaalum irunthalum, athala pesa mudiyum ah?
illa atleast nadakka than mudiyum ah?

JOKES
On Singam pidari mudiya ellam vettita eppadi erukkum?
Asingama erukkum.

Kaadhalargal yen 'Poiyye' pesuraanga?
-Avanga 'MEI'marandhu kaadhalikkaravanga laache,adhan!

Thirumanthirku Munnayae
Anbae!
Nee thirumanathirku munnayae irandu kulanthaihaluku thayahi vittai.
Aaam..
En Kadhalukum,En Kavithaikum than.

Kadhal Tamil Joke
Man1: Thambi, unga akka kitta indha letter'a koduthuru. Unakku chocolate vaangi tharaen.
Payyan: Konjam wait pannunga, mudal'la en akka kodutha lettera, pakkathu veettu mama kitta kodutha'raen.

Kadhalan Kathali Joke
Kadhalan: Seekkarama kalyanam pannikalana unnai udhachi'ruvaen endru sonnadhu yaaru, unnoda annana illa appava?
Kathali: Rendum perum illa. Vayithila valarura namma kulandhai.

Taj Mahal Joke
Taj Mahal sollum Message enna?
Sethum selavu vaippal kathali!

Gounds Love Thathuvam
Pathu roja poova paricha oru mullu kutha dhan seyyum.
Adhapola 10 figare'kku route potta, oru seruppadi vaangi than aaganum.
Kathal'la idhallem sagajamppa!

Marriage Kadhal Tamil Joke
Lady1: Ponnum Mappillayum kadhalichhu kalyanam panni, beach'la reception vacchaanga sari; aanna adhukkaga ippadiya?
Lady2: Aen, enna pannanga?
Lady1: Virundhula saapaadu poduvadharkku badila sundal koduthu anuppittaanga...

Timing Kadhal Joke
Boy: Un golusu kaalil irundhaalum, aadhan oosai en manadhil dhan ulladhu.
Girl: En seruppu en kaalil irundhaalum, kayil edukka dhaan en manadhu solgiradhu.

Maapu Vachitta Aaappu Joke
Man1: En kadhalikku dinamum oru kadidam anuppiyadhu thappa poiyirichi
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Avanga area thabal kaaranudan odi poiyitta.

Malli Poo Love Joke
Kadhali:
Ennanga neenga malli poo, halwa vaangi tharadhukku badhila karpooram, vaalai palam,
oodhu bathi ellam vaangittu vandhu irukeenga?
Kadhalan:
Namma kadhal Deiveega Kadhal! Adhan.

Kadhal Joke Tamil
Kadhalan:
Kadhali kitta, Un pal' alagai'yae paarthu'kittu irukkalam endru sonnadhu thappa poyirichu.
Man:
Aen?
Kadhalan:
Indhanga pal-set endru kalatti kodutitta.

Sillarai Joke Tamil
Girl1: En lover romba kanjam di.
Girl2: Edha vacchu sollura?
Girl1: Veettula irundhae sundal ready panni kittu vandhiru'raaru.

"Aappu" Tamil Joke
Kadhalan: En kadithathukku badhil engae?
Kadhali: Idho en badhil: en kalyana pathirikkai.

Lollu Love Joke
Kadhalan: Edho oru pichaikaaran namma pinnaalayae varaan.
Kadhali: Achhacho, adhu en appa.

Mokkai Kadhal Joke
Kadhalan: Kattuna pudavai yoda naethu nee veettai vittu varuvadha sonna, aalayaae kaanum?
Kadhali: Naethu naan chudidar pottu irundhaen, adhan.

Kadhal Nagaichuvai
Girl: nan en loveroda bike la poradha en appa pathuttar..
Boy:achacho..apuram..?
Girl:Bus kasa thirumpa kettu vangitaru..


Idhu oru kadi joke
Man1: Andha padam oodum theatre'la gate'ta therappadharkae 10 roovai lanjam tharanummaam!
Man2: Enna!, padathukku avalo koottamma?!!
Man3: Illa illa, idhu interval'la theatre'ra vittu veliya ooda gate'ta therap'padharkku...

Doctor Patient Kadi Joke
Doctor: Ungalikku idhukku munnadi eppayaavadhu mayakkam vandhuirukka?
Patient: Oru thadava vandhirukku doctor, neenga idhukku munnadi eppavvo enakku Bill thandappo

Politics Tamil Joke
Man1: Andha rowdiya area vittu velakki vaikka oru idea sollunga'nae
Gounds: Avana election'la nikka vacchu M.L.A 'va aakkirunga
Man2: Apparam?
Gounds: Adhutha anju varusha'thukku indha area pakkamae thalaya kaattamaattan paaru...

This is a Tamil Joke in English about politics
M.L.A: Naan unna-viradha'thukku poittu varraen'da
Son: Ayya! appam enakkum konjam juice kondu vaanga

Salesman Aruvai Blade Joke
Thuni-kadaikaarar: Indha thuni super quality sir, kiliyavae kiliyaadhu.
Gounds: Dai dubagoor!, apparam eppadi da enakku ondrai metre kilichhu tharap'pora?

Teacher Student Tamil Joke
Teacher1: Aenga sir, andha kanakku vaathiyaar mela headmaster'kku romba kovam?
Teacher2: Pinna enna sir, exam paper'ra correct panna sonna, exam eludina student'a correct pannit'taaram.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Ungalukku pei pisasu mela nambikkai irukka'nga?
Husband: irukku di
Wife: pei'ya paarthi'rukeengala?
Husband: paarthadhumattum illa, adhu'kooda kudumbam'mae nadathi'kittu irukkaen...

Funny Joke in Tamil
Man1: Andha Dada'va train'la vitta'dhu thappa pochhu'nga.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Pinna ennanga, train'la aeri ukkanduttu, toilet munnadi chair
pottu, ulla pova thala ettana/oru roovai vasool pannuraaru.

Doctor and Patient Tamil Joke
Patient: Aenga doctor operation'kku munnadiyae fees vaangireenga?
Doctor: Operation apparam nee ticket vaangitta naa, appuram naa enna pannuradhu?

Joke
man 1: Rs.1500 la my daughter kalyanatha mudichutten.
man 2 : eppaidi??
man 1 : Rs. 1500 ku cell vangi koduthen kathalichu kalyanum pannikitta... talented girls............ cool.....

Tamil Joke Thathuvam
Parichayula fail aayitta thirumba padichu pass pannalaam.
Aaana paas ayitta thirum padichuu fail aaga mudiyadhu.

Office Tamil Joke
Leave ketka, manager'rukku ice vachhadhu thappa poiyiducchu.
Aen, enna aachu?
Ice vachadula, chali pidichu rendu naal avar leave pottutaaru!

Blade Joke
Kappal aen aadi aadi pogudhu?
Aenna adhu eppoludhum "thanniyila" irukku.

Mokkai Comedy
Carpenter eppadi joke adippaaru?
Aru aru'nnu aruppaaru

Stupid Joke
Ennanga, paal oru litre 50 rovaya?!
Thanni panjam, adhan.

Mega Chance'sae illai Aruvai
If you want gold,
easy way to get:
no investment required.
Catch a pair of crows.
Along with their child.
And:
Kaakkai'kku thun kunju, PON-kunju.

Barber Joke in Tamil
Barber'kku piditha kai edhu?
kathiri-kai.

Father Son Joke
Man1:
Neenga sollura paechayae unga payyan ketka maattaen'guraanae, appadi pudivaadha-karana?
Man2:
Illa, avanukku kaadhu sevidu.

Simple Tamil Joke
Paal eppam vetkapadum?
Adhoda "aadai"ya edutha pinbu.

Mother Son Tamil Joke
Mummy: Saapaattu thattu mela scale'la vacchu ennada pannura?
Son: Neenga dhana alavodu saapida soneenga; adhan alandhu paarthu sapidaraen.

Tamil Joke
Veerappan ubayogikkum soap enna?
Mysore Sandal Soap!

Good Tamil Joke
Enna, TV vaangina 10 pathu handkerchief free'ya?
Mega Serial paarthu varum kaneerai thudaikka.

Doctor Joke in Tamil
Dentist aen avar office'la nadigai'gal padama otti vachhu irukkaru?
Aaaa'nnu solla theva illayam.

Tamil Blade Jokes Collection
Ukkara mudiyadha tharai edhu?
puliyo-tharai.
Sappida mudiyadha meen edhu?
Vin-meen
Bus aen stand'la nikkudhu?
Aenna adhala ukkara mudiyadhu.

Tamil Kathal Joke
En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach'la poi sundal saapida'laamna, kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.

Penn Vs Exam Paper
Petha Ponnukkum
Exam Paperukkum
Oru Ottrumai Enna Theriyuma ?
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Rendaiyum Katti Kudukkara
Varaikum Ore Thalaivalithaan.

aruvai
En nanban sonna andha moondru vaarthai:
amma sonna vaarthayai vida periyathu,
kaathalargal sonna vaarthaiyai vida iniyathu,
"machi naanum fail"

College joke
professor - yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?
student- enga appa eppavume solluvar " oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu'nu".....
ABOUT EXAM
1ST BENCH STUDENTS:
HEY D THE PAPER WAS TOUGH BUT I'LL GET 90 DA.
2ND BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI ONE 8 MARK OUT DA.
3RD BENCH STUDENT:
MACHI CLEAR AGUM.
4TH BENCH STUDENT:
CLEAR ANA AGUM DA.
LAST BENCH SINGA KUTTIGAL:
MAPLA SUPERVISOR SEMA FIGURE DA..
ALWAYS LAST BENCH STUDENTS ROCKS....

FUNNY TEACHER AND STUDENT
TAMIL TEACHER - ADITHATHU MANI, MUDINTHATHU EN PANI
STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI, JOLLY THAAN INI.
Timing Student Joke
Tamil sir; Suryan merkae maraigiradhu: idhu ethir kalama, nigalkalama ?
Last Bench student; idhu saayngalam da venne.

TEACHER & STUDENT Joke
Teacher: ennada 5 mark vangitu sirikirey, vekkama illa?
Student: naan onnumey ezhuthala athuku poai 5 mark potrikingaley, ungaluku vekkama illa?

Cute funny
LkG boy on phone: Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan avanuku udambuku mudiala.
TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?
BOY: enga Appa pesuraen.

Jokes
Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai.
Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai.
Yenna Kodumai Idhu.?
Oru Maannavan : Exam Hall’il Irundhu.
Lollu Students Joke
A LKG any asks his friend..
Dei machan nambo teacher dum adicha cancer varum yendr sollarangalae, athu correct a?
LKG boy 2 - illa da, nambo ma'am april fool panaranga,
dum ad Silly Husband Joke
Wife: Ungala paarka doctor vandhu irukkaru.
Husband: Enakku juram adikkidhu, yaarayum paarkka mudiyadhu endru sollu.

Stupid Wife Joke
Husband: Aendi saapidum pothu fan'nai off paneetta?
Wife: Neenga dhana idli panju pola irukku'neenga. Parandhu poitta?

Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: Unga wife aen eppoludumae kovama irukkanga?
Man2: Kovathula kooda nee romba alaga irukkaennu oru naal theriya thanama sollitaen. Adhan.

Prasavam Joke
Lady1: En prasavathukku amma veetukku ponappa, avarukku samaichi poda velaikaariya vachadhu thappa poyidichi.
Lady2: Aen?
Lady1: Ippam velaikaari ava prasavathukku amma veetukku poiyitta.

Marriage Joke
Thirumanam aaana-vargalayae aen marketing job'kku vacchu irukeenga?
Avanga dhan veli oor poi sales panna romba aarvama irukkanga.

Mama Ponnu Lollu Joke
Pesama en mama ponnayae kattikalam endru mudivu senju irukkaen.
Appam "pesikittae" irundha vera yaarayavadhu kalyanam panni iruppoyaa?

Silly Wife Joke
Ava purusan sethadhukku kooda ava alavae illaya?
Mega serial paarthu paarthu ava kanneer ellam vathi poiyidhicham!

Husband drinking Joke
Thinamum en purusan kudichittu varaaru di.
Aen uttu vaikira, ketka vandi dhana.
Ketta kudukka maataengaraar di.

Maamanaar Joke
Avar maamanaar sutha gramathu'vaasi dhan, adhukkaga ippadiya?
Aen, enna senjaaru?
2 wheeler vaangi thara sonnadhukku, maattu vandi vaangi thandharram!

Maapillai Joke
Aen ponnai maapillai appadi muraichu paarakaraaru?
Avar Murai Maappillai yaam.

Kalyana Dosham Joke
Endha dosham kalyanathukku pinbu neengi vidum?
Sandosham.

Maamiyaar Marumagan Joke
Unnoda maamiyaar kenathula ulundhu thavikkum bodhu nee aen pakkathula irundhum kaapaathula?
Doctor edhukkum unarchivasa'padak'koodaadhu endru solli irukkaaru.

Saamiyar Marriage Joke
Husband to Saamiyaar:
En manaivi vaaya katti poda edhavadhu mandiram sollunga saami.
Saamiyaar:
Adhu panna mudiyama dhan naanae saamiyaar aanaen!

Husband and Wife Joke
Man1: Nethula irundu Pondaatikku bayapaduvadhillai endru mudivu pannittaen.
Man2: Aen?
Man1: Nethu dhan en pondaatti mandaya potta.

Husband and Wife Samayal Joke
Husband: Unnoda samayal romba top tucker'ra irukku.
Wife: Ennadhan ice vachalum neengadhan samayal seyyanum.

icha pogai dhan varum.

Funny
Teacher: unga payyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea, neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku ..Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu..Appadinu sollittan sir...

Engineering College Joke
1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth..
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, "y r u crying, my son?"
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could see . .
God saw another man crying and asked, "y r u crying, my son?"
he said, "Lord, I am an engineering student!" Lord sat down and cried with him...!
Paavam avaruke namme kastam theriyuthu..

Mokkai Nagaichuvai
Boy1: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da
Boy2: Mudinja varen da
Boy1: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada. Good night

Teacher Student Nagaichuvai
Teacher: Padikkira Pasanga Oru Naalaikku 8 Mani Neram Thoongina Podum.
Stud: Adhu Eppadi Sir Mudiyum, Oru Naalaikku 7 Mani Neram Thaan school.!!!

Nagaichuvai Joke
Boy: Un veetukku poyirunthen, inimelum namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.
Girl: Ennoda appava parthingala?
Boy: Illa un thangachiya parthen...

Mokkai
Saintha Gopuram Japanla kattiruntha enna peyar:
NIKKUMO-NIKKATHO

kalyana thosam
Josiyar: kalyanathuku appuram ungaluku oru THOSAM neengaitum...
Man: Apdiya..enna thosam,
Josiyar : SANTHOSAM...

appan pulla latchanam
appan: pullaiyada nee. ella subjectlayum fail.enna inimay appa nu kupdaathe?
pulla: sari machi.. summa seen podaama sign na podu

Mokkai sms
Post Office'la Enna Mirugam irukkum.?
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Yosinga.?
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Theriyaleya.?
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"Otta-Gum" irukkum.

mokkai
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:
Naagam (Pambu) Seeruvathu Ethanale?
Nadigargal Oduvathu Ethanale ?
Ans: Padam Edukka

mokkai
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:
Naigal (Dogs) oduvathu ethanale ?
Nakku Inippathu Ethanale ?
Ans: Kal Kandal

mokkai
Pls tell me the meaning for the following words if you are genius
ENAKKUM
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UNAKKUM
Ans: Enakkum Unakkum Idayil Aayiram Erukkum

Mokkai
a rice cooker z sliped frm 10th floor
but not damaged can u guess y?
becz its a
buterfly cooker .
no.no

kadhal kavidhai
Male lover:
enoda kavithaiai kael
'Uyirae Uyirae
Unnal Nenjam
Eridhae Eridhae'
Female lover:
Adhukkuthan thanni adikkadhannu sonnam.

exam joke
stu:sir,enna idu
sir:Question paper
stu:sir,idu enna
sir:Answer paper
stu:enna koduma sir idu,question paper la question iruku,but ans paper la ans illaye
sir:????????????
Differents
What is differents between parrot & peacock??
Theriyalaya???
parrot josiya paravai, peacock thesiya paravai.Thoppe thoppe...

Funny Tamil Nagaichuvai
Manager: Yenga Bank'la interest illaama Loan kodukkiroam.
Villager: kodukkaradha konjam sandhoashama kodukkalamala. yean interest illaama kodukkireenga?

Mr.Bean Joke
Mr.Bean Friend: Ethuku da sugar dappala"MASALA' nu elthi vatchu iruka?
Mr.Bean : Erumba Yematha thaan....!

sms joke
Principal: eanda late..?
venkatesh: bike panchar sir,
principal: busla varalam la,
venkatesh: sonna unga ponnu keka matengra sir...

Vaalkai Joke
kadavul:vun dhavathai mechinen edaavadhu 2 varam kel.
bakthan:naan thoongumbodhu saaga vendum
kadavul: aagattum.matra oru varam?
bakthan:yenakku thookame vara koodaadhu
Hilarious Joke
ponnu laddu mathiri irrupanu en paian kitta sonnathu thappa pochu
yen ennachu
ponnu parka pona edathula ponna kadichutan.

Thanga manasu
Boy : Andava naan yaaraium yematra villayae yen entha ponnum ennai kathalikavillai?
God : Baktha Un Nalla Manasuku ellam nallathavae nadakum athil ithuvum onru.
Boy : Thanks.

Father Son Joke
Village Father: Epidiyo 4 varusam 'COLLEGE' padipa mudichita,
aduthu enna seyya pora?
Son: Arrears'nu oru melpadipu irukudhuppa adha padikanum pa!

Funny Doctor Joke
Nurse : Sir, Nan innaikku 5.10'kku polamnu irukken.
Doctor : Nee nallathanemma irukre, 70-80'la polamae
Nurse : Doctorrrrr

JOLLY Joke
Driver:Sorry sir petrolmullusa dry aaiduchu.Inimel oru adikuda munnadi nagarathu.
Manager:hmmm..sari reverse edu veetukavadhu pokalam..

Timing Tamil Joke
Amaichar: Manna ethiri naatu mannan ungalai "porukku" alaikkirar.
Mannar: Porukkellam varamudiyathu, vendumaanal "Barukku" vara sollu. Adichu pakalam.

Funny Husband
Hus: EnakuOperationla ethavadhu achuna nee Doctora kalyanam pannikko.
Wife:Yen ipdi pesurenga!!?
Hus:Avana palivanga enakku vera vazhi theriyala.

Husband and Wife Funny Tamil Joke
Wife : ennanga pinnadi oruthan ennoda kala sorandaran.
Husband : konjam thirumbi mugatha kaattu sorandave matan!

Milk Kadi
1 Litre Milka 20 Nabar Kudikkanum?
Eppadi?
Vaayalathan.

Today joke
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Silly Doctor Joke
Man1: Andha doctor poli endru eppadi kandu pidicheenga?
Man2: Thaiyal podradhukku tailor kadaikku poga solluraaru.

Kadi Joke
Endha cake'kai saapida mudiyadhu?
Detergent Cake

Joke
MAN1: Ennadhan irundhalum Perumal koil iyyar paiyana irukkalam, athukaga ipadiya?
MAN2: enna pannan
MAN!: Helmet pathila greedathai potukitu poran

Husband Wife Blade
Karuvai kalaikkanum engiriyae, un veettu kaarar kitta permission vaangittiya?
Avar velinaadu poi oru varusam aachae.

Tamil Blade Joke
Man1: Bus'sa vittu erangana'dhukku piragu dhan therinjudhu, oruthan en pocket'la blade pottutaan endru.
Man2: Appuram enna aachu?
Man1: Pocket'la irundha blade'da veliya thookki pottutaen.

Tension adhigam aana enna aagum?
"Eleven"sion aagum.

Tamil Silly Jokes
Thirudanukkum police'sukkum enna vidyasam?
Thoppai dhan!

Park'kil ukkandhu pesina eppadi irukkum?
Pull'arikkum.

Andha eluthaalar aen kenathukkul poi kadhai eludhugiraar?
Appam dhan kadhai aalama irukkum'maam.

Postman: Ungalukku oru mottai kadidasi vandhu irukku.
Man: Enga irundhu?
Postman: Palani'la irundhu.

More Silly Jokes
Man1: Kayyil kattodu eppoludhum alai'giraarae, avar yaaru?
Man2: Avar katta Brahmachaari'yam.

Kaakka aen karuppa irukku?
Adhu daily veyil'la suthudhu'la, adhan.

Kumbakarnan'nukku pudichha maram edhu?
Thoongu moonji maram.

Tamil Comedy Jokes
Harichandranukku pidicha biscuit edhu?
True biscuit.

Mechanic'kku piditha soap edhu?
Wheel soap!

Stale Tamil Jokes
Koli aen muttai podudhu?
Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theriyadhu, adhan.

Avar aen kaalil scale'lai kattikittu aathil erunguraaru?
Avar edhulayum aalam theriyaamal kaalai uda maattaaraam.

Por adikkadi nadakkum oor edhu?
Porur.

Kai ulla maram edhu?
Murun"kai" maram.

Tamil Nagaichuvai
Saapida'kkoodiya aani edhu?
Briyani.

Unga kadai idli panju maadhiri irukkae, eppadi?
aaan, paruthikottai'ya aatti maavu seeyuro, adhan.

Neenga eppavum enna soap ubayogik'kireenga?
Naan eppavum soap unbayogik'karadhillai, kulikkum bodhu mattum dhan.

Funny Tamil PJs
Maligai kadaiyil velai paarthavanai marundhu kadaiyil velai paarkka sonnadhu thappa pochu.
Aen?
Edhai kaettalum ethanai kilo venum endru kaetkiraan.

Endha maan koyilai suthi suthi varum?
Bhakti-maan.

Upilla pandam kuppayilae,
appam uppulla pandam?
Thoppaiyilae!

Computer Tamil Joke
Computer mouse'sukkum, sund'eli'kkum enna vidyasam?
Sundelikku vaal pinnaadi irukkum, computer mouse'sukku vaal munnadi irukkum.

Festival Tamil Nagaichuvai
Indha pudavaiyai nee eppam edhutha, deepavalikka illa pongalukka?
Thunik'kadaiyila current ponnappa edhuthaen.

Endha pandigai'kku thailam thevai?
Deepa'vali' andru.

kitchen jokes
Saambaara gold aakanumna enna pannanum?
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56 carrot'a ulla podanum ..

Comedy joke
Man1: en ellarum oduranga?
Man2: edhu runnig race'la jaikuravangaluku cup tharuvanga
Man1: ha, ha, ha jaikuravan cup vanguravathu ku mattravalkal en oduranga?

Coimbatore Kusumbu Joke
Maamiyaar: Enna dhan irundhalum namma maapillai'ku over kusumbu'nga.
Maamanaar: Appadi enna pannar?
Maamiyaar: Namma veetukku "Naigal Jaakirathai" endru board vaikka sonna, "Peygal Jaakirathai" endru board vachittar.

Coimbatore Nakkal Joke
Man1: Dei, evvalavu dairiyam irundha en veetukku vandhu ennayae edhirthu pesuva?
Man2: Naadari, ungoo'ttukkulla vandhu unna ethirthu pesama, pakkathu-voottu kaaran'aya edhirthu pesuvaanga?

Kovai Kusumbu Tamil Joke
Man in hotel: Ennappa server, cofee'la oru E aadi kittu irukku.
Server: Nee kodukkara anju roovai'kku E dhan aadum, Michael Jackson'na vandhu aaduvaaru?

Nakkal Kusumbu
Doctor: Ungalukku heart problem irukku.
Kavalai padara maadiriyaana edha irundhalum, thooki erinjudanum. Ok va?
Patient: Appo unga bill'a thooki erinjidava?

Lollu Kusumbu Joke
Doctor: Kavalai padatheenga, naan irukkum pothu ungalukku enna kavalai?
Patient: Neenga irupeenga sari doctor, naan irukko'nungalae.

Husband and Wife Kusumbu
Pichaikaaran: Amma thayae. Neenga paarkarudhukku Saaksath andha Mahalaksmi maadiri'yae irukeenga. Indha kan theriyadha kurudanukku pichai irundha podungamma.
Wife: Paartheengala pichakaaran pannura alumba? Kan theiriyada maadiri nadikkiraan.
Husband: Avanukku nejamaavae kannu theiriyadhu endru dhan ninaikiraen. Unnai poi Mahalakshmi maadiri irukka endru sonnaan paaru.

Tamil Kusumbu Joke
Josiyar: Ungalukku oil regai romba nalla irukku.
Man: Appam oru ennai kadai aarami'kitta?

Husband & Wife Blade
Husband: Ennadi overa innaikku ice vaikkara... Enna visayam?
Wife: Veetukku oru fridge vaanganum...

Tamil Blade Joke
Man1: Enakku kalyanam anavudan naan lakchadibadhi aayittaen.
Man2: Adhai aen sogamaga sollureenga?
Man1: Kalyanathkku munbu naan kodeeswaranaga irundhaen!

Romba Blade Joke
Kalugukkum Manidhanukkum enna otrumai?
Rendumae superstar Rajinikanth nadicha padam.

Another Blade
Kulichadhukku appuram aen thalaya thuvattanum theriyanuma?
Theriyalaya? Sari, therinjukkonga. Kulikkum bodhu thuvatta mudiyadhu allava, adhan! Idhu eppadi irukku?

Mega Blade Joke
Eppoludhum virudu vaangum oor edhu?
VirudhuNagar.

Karate Blade Joke
Friend1: Naethhu dhan enakku black belt koduthanga.
Friend2: Unakku karathae theriyum endru nee sollavae illai?
Friend1: Ada nee vera, enga veetla fancy store'la irundhu black belt vaangi koduthaanga.

Marriage Blade Tamil Joke
Man to marriage broker:
Enna tharagarae, en payannukku ponnu paarkka sonna, sudugaatukku kootikittu vandhu irukkeenga?
Marriage Broker:
Neenga dhana 'adakkamaana' ponnu paarkanum endru sonneenga.

Other Tamil Blade Jokes
Endha kadaikku mookku mela kai vachhu kittu poganum?
Saakkadai.

Tamil School Jokes
Headmaster aen plumber'ra vara solluraaru?
Question paper leak aayiricham!

Teacher: Endha maadhathil 28 naatkal ullana?
Student: Ella maadhathilum 28 naatkal ullan teacher.

Poonai'kku piditha school edhu?
'Ele'mentary school!

Kadi Joke
Ennadhan nai odara thannila kudichalum,
athala odikite tanni kudikka mudiyuma?
Eppoluthu singam
animal sa sapdathu?
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athu viratham irundha
sapdathu

Mokkai
Veg and non veg mix aana place ethu?????
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Blade Joke
muttai poguthu...... itha oru vaarthai la sollunga? parpom
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Doctor Jokes
Man1(
கோபத்துடன் ): அந்த டாக்டர் என்ன பார்த்து "எப்படி இருங்கீங்க " என்று கேட்டார் .
Man2:
சரியாதானே கேட்டார் . ஏன் இப்படி கொவபடுறீங்க
Man1:
அத ஆச்சிரியத்துடன் கேட்டார்

Cinema Film Joke
Pichaikaaran 1: Ennappa andha cinema poster'ra avvalu nerama paarthu kittu irukka.
Pichaikaaran 2: Onnum illa, rendu varusatukku munnadi andha padatha naan than thayarichaen.

Actress Joke
Producer: Kadha naayagi padatha close-up'la kaatta vendam endru sonnaen, kaettengala?
Director: Aen, enna aachhu?
Producer: Pei Padam endru nenachikittu yaarum padam paarka vara maataen'garranga.

Mazhai Vs. Veyil Joke
Boy1: Mazhaikum veyilkum enna vidyasam?
Boy2: Mazhaiyil Shreya dance aaduva.
Veyilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa.

Nakkal Cinema Joke
Journalist: Indha padathula ungalukku oru weight'ana role'lamae?
Nadigai: Aamaam, naan padam muluvadum garbini'yaga nadikkiraen.

Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichittu dhan varaaru!

Lollu Cinema Joke
Naan music potta indha padathula idaivelai'kku munnadi 3 paattu, idaivelai'kku apparam 2 paattu irukku.
Appam padathula motham 6 idaivelai'nnu sollunga!

Cinema Joke in Tamil
Aenga andha cinema'vukku vandhavar'galukku ellam inji mittai kodukkaraanga?
Kadhai'ya jeeranikka mudiyavillai yaam, adhan.

Blade Cinema Tamil Joke
Director: Cinema engiradhu en rathathula oori nadhu.
Fan: Adhu sari, neenga aen oru maadhiriyaana padamaavae edukireenga?
Director: En ratham 'A' group ratham, adhan.

Crazy Cinema Joke
Padam pottadhum aen ellorum thummu'raanga?
Adhu masala padam'mam!

Cinema Tamil Joke
Unga padathula hero'vum heroine'num ellathiyum udachikittae dance aaduraangalae, adhu aen?
Avunga "Break" Dance aduraanga.

Father Son Joke
Father: Ennada ella subject layum oru mark mattum vaangi irukka?
Son: Nee thana sonna, ellathalyum Number 1'na varanum endru.

Student Joke
Student 1: Eppadi da unga appa kitta progress report'la sign vaanguna. Nee than ella subject layum fail aachhae.
Student 2: Ungalala iruttula sign poda mudiyuma endru panthayam vacchaen. Avarum othukittaru. Light'ta off panneettu report card'dai neettittaen.

Appa Amma Magan Joke
Son: Appa, ungala vida amma periyavangala?
Father: illa, aen?
Son: Neenga than sonneenga periyavangala ethirthu pesa koodadu endru. Adha vachu than solluraen.

Funny Family Joke
Naina: Amma adichadarkku aenda ippadi aluvara?
Son: Unnai maadiri ennala vali thanga mudiyadhu naina.

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher; aana aavvana sollu da.
Student;Theriyathu sir
Teacher; Idhu kooda theriyalai? Nee yenda schoolu'kku vara, maadu maykka vendiadu thanea.
Student; maadu maykka kuda theriyala'nuthan, palli kudathuku anupinar.

Internet Kadi Joke
Boy1: Enna night fulla ulundhu ulundhu book padichhum nee fail ayittiya?
Boy2: Aaamam. Aenna naan padichadhu "Facebook"

Exam Kid Joke
Kid: Paatti naan exam eludha poraen.
Paattu: Nalla paarthu eldittu vaappa.

Tamil Kids Joke
Kid: Naina, naan kanakkula noothukku nooru vaangina enna pannuva?
Naina: Appadiyae mayakkam pottu vilundiduvaen.
Kid: Neenga mayakkam poda koodadhu enbadarkku dhan naan 25 mark vaangi irukkaen.

Teacher Kids Joke in Tamil
Kid1: En class teacher solli tharadhu enakku suthama puriyavae illa.
Kid2: Adha vidu, en class teacher solli tharadhu avarukkae puriya villai.

Cat and Kid Tamil Joke
Mummy: Poonai ella paal'laiyum kudichirichu. Adhu varaikkum ennada panni kittu irundha?
Son: Indha poonai'yum paal kudikkuma endru paarthu kondu irundhaen Mummy.

Super Tamil Kid Joke
En payyan seidha velai naala ennala veliya thalaiya kaata mudiyala!
Appadi enna pannaan?
En "WIG"gai kuppaiyila thooki pottuttan.

Kitten and Kid Joke
Mother: Aenda poonai'yoda kadhula paala oothura?
Son: Neenga dhana amma sonneenga, poonai oru vaayilla jeevan endru. Adhan.

Exam Joke in Tamil
En payyan first class'la pass pannittan.
Mela enna padikka vaikka poreenga?
Second class dhan.

Mokkaiappan Joke
Payyan1: En appavai naan madhipadhae illai. Nee eppadi?
Payyan2: Eng'appanavae naan madhipadhillai, indha lakchanathula ungappanai vera madhikka venuma?

Father: Dey, en pocket'la 100 roova vachu irundhaen, ippa 10 roovai dhan irukku.
Son: Neenga dhana noothukku 90 edhukka soneenga.

Man1: En payyan kitta, oorla ellorum mookkula kai vaikkara maadiri edhavadhu oru kaariyam
senja, unga thatha sandosha paduvaaru endru sonnadhu thappa poiyirichu.
Man2: Aen, enna pannan?
Man1: Septic Tank'kai therandhu vittutttan.

Mokkai joke
DAD: Pakathu veetu ponnu evaluvu mark vangiruku, avala partha'vathu nalla padi.
SON:Ayyo! avala parthu parthu tha pa na padikamala poiten.

Makkalae naanum porumaya irukkanum endru dhan paarkiraen, aana nammala vida maataanga pola irukku. Eppadiyellam namma pasanga Orkut'la ponnungala friend pidikaraanga paarunga...
U looking Mallika Sheravath
i looking Imran aasmi
Come let us murder the world.
Dei Naayae! nee mudhalla english'a murder pannitta... aduthu oorla irukkaravangala kolla poriya?
hey annikku Ravi yoda b'day party la Krishna voda vandha Janani yoda school friend Ramya voda boy friend Sriram voda girl friend Anitha voda class mate Vanitha dhaaney nee???
Aenda, ippadiyum avasiyama kadalai podanuma? Hi!
if u retain this scrap I will understand that you are interested in me and
if u delete this scrap, it means you are dreaming about me.
Now u decide wat to do
Ivaru budhisaaliyam... appadiyae madakkittaaraam.

hi,the numerical value of L+O+V+E=54
but the numerical value ofF+R+I+E+N+S+H+I+P= 108
54+54= 108
LOVE+LOVE= FRIENDSHIP
so friendship is two times greater than love.............
so will u be my friend ?
Dey nadhari, aduthu We will divide our friendship by 2nnu solluva.
heyyy gal,Barcelona hav won the champions league finals!
hurraaaayyyy!!!! come on lets be friends....
Dey mudiva nee ennada solla vara?.
generally i never scrap to unknown ones but this pic just caught my eye...
awesome pic gal.
kalakita po.. lol
Ivaru nallavaraam.... aana andha photo ivara maatheerichaam... monna naayu.... idhayae ellaru scrapbookalayum eludhi vacchu irukku.
hi niki.. well can i expect a scrap back from ya..
well thought u are a person who can read and write... is it true.,... ?
Dey naayae eludha padikka theriyadhavanga eppadi da Orkut'la account open pannuvaanga?.
If u add me in ur list ill make ur life more pleasant and colorful...watsay?
scrap me bak if u wannna be ma friend!
Aammaam ivar kothamalli, ivarai saethukitta appadiyae vaasanai vandidum.
Scrap - Eyy black beauty,how are you so fair???
If you don't add me its very unfair...

Doctor
Patient1: How u say that he is a duplicate doctor?
Patient2: His handwriting is very well da machi...

Weight
Patient- Doctor,saadham saapta weight poduvoma??
Doctor-Illaye,weight potta dhan saadhame saapda mudiyum..!
Patient-Neenga enna solreenga??
Doctor- Naaan,Cooker la podra weight ah sonnen...!!

Super Doctor Joke
Patient: Payanukku kaadhu sariya kaeta maattaengudhu doctor.
Doctor: Enna, payanukku anju naala juram adikkudha?

Doctor Nakkal Joke
Patient: Enna doctor, kaal'la adi patta'darkku kanna checkup panna sollureenga?
Docotor: Kaala chakkadai'la vidum pothu unga kannukku enna aachhu endru paarka vaendama?

Lollu Doctor Joke
Lady: Doctor, en purusan konjam naala thookathula pesuraaru.
Doctor: Neenga avara Pagal'la konjam pesa vitta ellam sariya poiyidum.

Blade Joke
Man1: Ungalukku ulcer'raamae?
Man2: Andha vayitherichala aen kaetkireenga!

Mokkai Doctor Joke
Patient: Operation eppam doctor?
Doctor: Veetla sollittu vandhuteengala?

Silly Patient Joke in Tamil
Doctor: Neenga daily hotel'la saapidu'vadhal dhan ungalukku ulcer vandhu irukku.
Patient: Appam naalaiyil irundhu, veetukku parcel vaangittu poi saappidatta doctor?

Tamil Kadi Doctor Joke
Doctor: Ennadhu, unga kannukku chali pidichiricha?
Patient: Aamaam doctor, naan "cooling" glass pottu irundhaen, adhan.

Tamil Doctor Patient Joke
Patient: Doctor, enakku 3 maasama sariyana irumal.
Doctor: 3 maasama summa'va irundheenga?
Patient: Illa irumikkitu irundhaen.

Doctor Tamil Joke
Patient: Wow!, naan pulaichittaen. En operation success.
Appuram doctor sir, neenga operation'kku munndadi meesai illama irundheenga.

Ippam enna ippadi perusa murukku meesai,
kaluthula stethescope badila rendu kilo thanga chain, kayila vera gadhai?

Doctor Joke
Doctor: Indha doctor tholil'layae vittu'dalam endru paarkiraen.
Friend: Aen, patient yaarum varadhillaya?
Doctor: Illa patient yaarum pulaikka'dhillai.

Nurse Joke in Tamil
Nurse1: Andha patient'kku evvalavu mayakka marundhu koduthaalum mayangavae illai.
Nurse2: Appuram enna panna?
Nurse1: Namma doctor charge bill'a kaamichaen, mayangittaru.

Doctor Patient Tamil Joke
Doctor: Udambukku appam appam vyadhi vara dhan seiyyum.
Adhukku poi aen bayandhu kittu hospital vara maattaen'gireenga...
Patient: Naan bayandhadhu vyadhi'kku illa doctor, ungalukku!

Silly Doctor Joke
Patient: Oosi kuthina valikkadhu endru soneenga doctor, ippadi valikkudhu.
Doctor: Enakku valikkadhu endru sonnaen.

Aruvai Doctor Joke
Avar aen kannai katti kondu inippai saapidugiraar?
Doctor dhan avar inippayae paarkka koodadhu endru solli irukkiraaraam.

Funny Tamil Doctor Jokes
Man: Irundhalum neenga adhisthasaali dhan doctor?
Doctor: Edha vachhu sollura?
Man: Ungalukku oru operation'na neenga panna theva illa paarunga!

Oru side mookkula mattum aen podi podugireergal?
Doctor dhan podi poduradha paadhiya korachikka sonnaru.

Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,
neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.
Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?

Nakkal Tamil Joke
Man1: Aquarium Tankla irukkum en meenukku konjam pulu vendum. Engae kadaikkum?
Man2: Pakkathu theruvula ration kadai irukku. Anga kidaikkum.

Police Nakkal Joke
Man1: En payyan pirkaalathil oru police'karana dhan varuvan.
Man2: Edha vacchu sollureenga?
Man1: Diwali'kku thuppakki vaangi kodutha, vaanathai paarthu sudaran.

Doctor Patient Lollu
Patient: Thanks doctor sir, en operation'sana nalla padiya mudichiteenga.
Doctor: Adellam namma kailla illai, ellam iraivan seyal.
Patient: Appam fees'sai kovil undiyal'la potturitta?

Headmaster Tamil Joke
Headmaster aen plumber'ra vara solluraaru?
Question paper leak aayiricham!

Kitten and Kid Joke
Teacher: Endha maadhathil 28 naatkal ullana?
Student: Ella maadhathilum 28 naatkal ullan teacher.

Mokkai School Joke
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book'kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.

Sick Tamil Joke
Lady1: Nee pudhidaai vaangiya "nooru varundangal vaalvadhu eppadi" endra puthagam engae?
Lady2: En maaamiyaar padithivida poraanga endru adhai padithavidan palaya paper kadaiyil pottu vittaen.

Husband Wife Kadi Joke
Husband: Ennadi calendar'rai avvalavu nerama paarthukkittu irukka?
Wife: "Palli vilum palan"nai paarthu kittu irukkaen.
Husband: Konda naanum paarkiraen. Aaamaam palli enga vilundhadhu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta sambar'la.

Thalaivar Tamil Jokes
Namma thalaivar sutha vadi kattina muttalu.
Aenga?
Avarukku doctor pattam kodut'tadhukku, avar manaivikku nurse pattamum, machunan'nukku compounder pattamum kodukkanuma.

Aenga ponnu mudhal iravu'ma adhuvuma paal'lukku badhila, soda kondu pora?
Mappillai arasiyal-vaadhiyaam, adhan.

Thalaivarukku enna thideer endru hospital katturraaru?
Avarukku Doctor pattam kodukka poraangalam, adhan.

Thalaivaroda aruvadham kalyanathula sikkal.
Aen, enna aachhu?
Endha manaiviyoda kondaduvadhu endru dhan.

Astrologer Tamil Joke
Man1: Andha josiyar edhu sonnalum nadakkumaam.
Man2: Appadiya!? Appadi enna sonnaar?
Man1: Aaadu, maadu, koli.

Doctor Patient Joke
Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum.
Patient: podrathu than podaringa.
Embrading desainla poo mathiri podunga.

Goundamani Sema Comedy
Senthil:
Annae, en vaalkayil naan naraya edhirpaaradha thiruppungala ellam paarthu irukkaen.
Goundamani:
Aen, idhukku munnadi lorry driver'a irundhiya?

Goundamani Lollu Joke
Goundamani goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Goundamani: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

Coimbatore Nakkal Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ungallukkaga naan maadaai ulaithu irukkiraen.
Koundamani:
Appam konjam vaikkolum, punnakkum tharaen, thinukko.

Goundamani Super Punch Joke
Senthil:
Annae, ATM machine'la visiting card'da potta
ennoda PANAM varuma 'nae?
Gounds:
Indha maari kelvi'ya innoru murai kaetta,
unnoda PONAM dhan varum.

Another good Joke
Senthil:
Annae, en jadhaga padi enakku arivu romba adhigama irukkudham.
Goundamani:
Ippavadhu purinjuda naan aen jadagathai nambradhillai endru.

Goundamani Typical Lollu joke
Senthil:
Annae, Naan vaalkayila romba adipattavan.
Goundamani:
Un pondati uruvatha paarthalae theriyudhu.

Koundamani Thathuvam Comedy
Senthil:
Annae, bus mela eri ukkandhu pona kooda ticket vaanganuma?
Koundamani:
Bus'la mela nee erinaalum sari, un mela bus
erinaalum sari, ticket vaanga poradhu nee dhan!

Tortoise Joke
Man 1-kadalukku adiyila kosuve kidaiyadhu..yen theriyuma??
Man 2-yen??
Man 1-yenna, kadalukku adila dhan 'TORTOISE' irukkulla..??!!

Silly Malli Joke
Q: Gunda irukkavangalukku piditha poo edhu?
A: Gundu malli
(yeppa sema aruvai)

Soap Joke
Q: Nagai kadai kaaararukku piditha soap edhu?
Q: Pon vandu

Palaya Idly Joke
Q: Aaavi parakka idli enga saapidalam?
A: Sudugattula

Stale Tamil Joke
Q: Bus'sa pinnala thalluna enna aagum?
A: 'Pin'nnu valanju poiyidum.

Kappal Comedy
Q: Kappal aen aadi aadi pogudhu?
A: Adhu 'thanni' la irukkaradhunaala.

Stale Doctor Joke
Patient: Doctor, enakku thoongum bodhu naraya kanavu varudhu, aana onnumae sariya theriya mattaengudhu.
Doctor: Appam kannadi pottukittu thoongunga, kanavu nalla theriyum.

Mudhal Iravu Joke
Lady1: Mappillai eppadi di irukkaru?
Lady2: Avar oru sariyana mokkai.
Lady1: Edha vachuu sollura?
Lady2: Mudhal iravu annikku solluraaru
"naan ethaanayo iravai paarthirukkiraen, adhu enna innaikku poi mudhal iravu"

Akka Thangachi joke
Akka friend’a akkaava ninaikkalam,
thangachi friend’a thangachiyaa ninaikalam but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
Ok ok, idhu konjam overdhan.

Santa Banta Joke
Santa: Ennoda naai tholanjirichu.
Banta: Edhavadhu oru adayalam sollu.
Santa: Ennai paartha adhu vaal aattum.

Santa: Namma pora padagula ottai vilunduruchu.
Banta: No problem, innoru ottai pottu vidu. Thanni ellam veliya poi vidum.

Santa: Bus'la seet irundhum kooda naan ninnukittae vandhaen,
Banta: Seet irundhum kooda aen ninnukittu vandha?
Santa: Ella Seet'layum jananga ukkandhu irundhanga.

Santa: Unnoda pattasu kadai eppadi thee pidichidu?
Banta: Malai penjadhal ullae thee mootti kulur kaaynjaen

Santa: aen letter'rai medhuvaga eludhura?
Banta: en naina'kku vegama padikka theriyadhu, adhan.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

WHY DO SENIOR CITIZENS FALL?

WHY DO SENIOR CITIZENS FALL?



An interesting note on the subject mentioned therein--useful for kal aaj aur kal population ,for knowing the origin of the problem they have/may have, for preparing themselves about what they may have to face in future, and for educating themselves to develop a sympathetic attitude towards persons facing this problem in their circles respectively.



By Dr.Achala Balasuriya MD
Consultant Physician(Special Interest- Elderly Care medicine)



Falls among elders is a common cause of morbidity , hospitalization , disability and death. Nearly a third of the elderly have falls that trigger a chain of events that usually have them succumb to the situation or leave them bed-ridden till the end comes. With age, the ability of the body to heal itself reduces considerably and the immunity drops. The muscles and ligaments tend to get more lax with bones becoming more brittle and porous. Under these circumstances, even a trivial looking fall may prove fatal.

*Common causes of falls*

Reduced muscle strength, coordination and reflexes

Poor sensation in the lower extremities due to diabetes or degenerative conditions

Poor balance due to neurological diseases, hypothyroidism or ear problems

Poor vision

Postural drop in blood pressure

Seizure disorders

Strokes, transient ischaemic attacks

Abnormalities of cardiac rhythm

Multiple medication use

Environmental hazards eg poor lighting ,carpets, rugs, clutter
etc

*Osteoporosis*

Osteoporosis is a major risk factor for falls. What is debatable is whether brittle bones break after a fall, or break when stressed and in turn cause a fall. In either event, a decrease in bone density contributes to falls and resultant injuries. Osteoporosis is a condition wherein bones become more porous, less resistant to stress, and more prone to fractures. Caused by hormonal changes, calcium and vitamin D deficiency, and a decrease in physical activity, osteoporosis is a chief cause of fractures in older adults, especially among women.



*Prevention Tips*

"Eat or drink sufficient calcium. Postmenopausal women need 1,500 mg of calcium daily. Calcium-rich foods include milk, yoghurt, cheese, fish and shellfish, selected vegetables such as broccoli, soybeans, tofu and almonds."Get sufficient Vitamin D in order to enhance the absorption of calcium into the bloodstream. Vitamin D is formed naturally in the body after exposure to sunlight, but some older adults may need a supplement. "Regularly do weight-bearing exercise.

*Lack of Physical Activity*

Failure to exercise regularly results in poor muscle tone, decreased strength, and loss of bone mass and flexibility. All contribute to falls and the severity of injury due to falls.


*Prevention Tips*

"Engage regularly (e.g., every other day for about 15 minutes daily) in exercise designed to increase muscle and bone strength, and to improve balance and flexibility. "Undertake daily activities in a safe manner, such as reaching and bending properly, taking time to recover balance when rising from a chair or bed, learning the proper way to fall, and learning how to recover after a fall. "Wear proper fitting, supportive shoes with low heels or rubber soles.



*Impaired Vision*

Age-related vision diseases can increase the risk of falling. Cataracts and glaucoma alter older people's depth perception, visual acuity, peripheral vision and susceptibility to glare. These limitations hinder their ability to safely negotiate their environment, whether it be in their own home or in a shopping mall. Young people use visual cues to perceive an imminent fall and take corrective action. Older adults with visual impairments do not have this advantage to the same extent.

*Prevention Tips*

"Have regular checkups by an ophthalmologist to discern the extent of age-related eye diseases such as cataracts and glaucoma, mascular degeneration etc." Use colour and contrast to define balance-aiding objects in the home (e.g., grab bars and handrails). Add contrasting colour strips to first and last steps to identify change of level. "Clean eye glasses often to improve visibility.



*Medications*

People taking multiple medications are at greater risk of falling Sedatives, anti-depressants, and anti-psychotic drugs can contribute to falls by reducing mental alertness, worsening balance and gait, and causing drops in systolic blood pressure while standing.




*Prevention Tips*

"Know the common side effects of all medications taken."Talk with your physician or pharmacist about ways to reduce your chances of falling by using the lowest effective dosage, regularly assessing the need for continued medication, and the need for walking aids while taking medications that affect balance."Remove all out-of-date medications and those no longer in use. Limit intake of alcohol as it may interact with medication Environmental Hazards Indoors At least one-third of all falls in the elderly involve environmental hazards in the home. The most common hazard for falls is tripping over objects on the floor. Other factors include poor lighting, loose rugs, lack of grab bars or poorly located/mounted grab bars, and unsturdy furniture.



*Prevention Tips*

It is useful to conduct a walk-through of your home to identify possible problems that may lead to falling.



*Outdoors*

Repair cracks and abrupt edges of sidewalks and driveways.Install handrails on stairs and steps. Keep floor dry, devoid of wet areas and greasy surfaces. Keep walk areas clear of clutter, rocks and mud. Install adequate lighting by doorways and along walkways leading to doors,gates.

*Indoors*

Ensure adequate lighting inside the house. Remove unnecessary furniture and over crowding. Keep floor dry and clean and devoid of wires, toys etc. Indicate steps, stairs by painting in contrasting colours. If person has had a fall, he should get himself properly checked out by a physician to assess the risks of falling again and to ensure safety at home. When you go to see the doctor after a fall please remember to tell the doctor about all your current medications and medical conditions.
It is an illusion that youth is happy;
an illusion of those who have lost it.

------W.Somerset Maugham.

No man is so old as to believe he cannot
live one more year.

------Sean O Casey.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

-------Mohammed Ali.

Preventing Falls for Senior Citizens: Balance Problems and The Elderly


Preventing Falls for Senior Citizens: Balance Problems and The Elderly
Senior Medical Alert:
A lot of older people have trouble with balance and getting around safely. There are many common and serious problems associated with balance, the biggest one being falls and another being a loss of independence and mobility. The fear of falling can cause the elderly to lose confidence and consider moving into an elder care facility.
The good news is that many of the causes of loss of balance, falls and instability can be treated successfully.
How common are fall related injuries amongst the elderly?
About one third of people over age 65 fall each year. Over age 75 that likelihood increases to 50%. A good portion on people over age 65 say they have trouble getting around.


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What are the biggest causes of falls for senior citizens?
There are several culprits; environmental hazards (like tripping over clutter, poor lighting, slippery floors and rugs that are not properly secured) muscle weakness, poor balance, vision problems, dizziness and medicinal side effects like confusion or dizziness.


How can you reduce your risk of falling?
Talk to your physician and get evaluated. Get your strength and balanced measured and have your medications reevaluated for possible side effects. To reduce your chance of falling you can have your prescriptions modified, begin an exercise program, get physical therapy or purchase a cane or walker to make getting around easier.


What are the warning signs that you’re at a higher risk of fall related injuries?
Do you have trouble getting up from a seated position without using your hands? That could be a sign of muscular weakness. Is your balance unsteady? Does it take you a long time to move around? Are you taking medications that indicate possible side effects include dizziness or confusion? Are you over age 75? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you are in the high risk group.
How can medical emergency alarms help?
A quality senior medical alert system can you the help you need fast. Many falls can result in serious injury, long term hospitalization or even death if medical help doesn’t arrive quickly. We recommend Lifestation as an affordable and reliable emergency call button for seniors.


What causes dizziness upon standing?
A sudden drop in blood pressure is the common cause, also known as orthostatic hypotension). It can be brought about by diabetes, Parkinson’s disease, heart failure, drop in blood volume, dehydration, infection, and a number of medications (such as diuretics and blood pressure medicines). A less common cause is caused by abnormalities in the inner-ear.


Dizziness is a very common problem, affecting over two million Americans. About eight million report problems with balance.


A balance disorder is a disturbance of the inner ear that can make people feel unsteady or as if they were moving, spinning, or floating. Balance disorders are one cause of falls and fall-related injuries, such as hip fracture.


What types of balance disorders are there?
Balance disorders can be caused by a variety of disorders. Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo or BPPV is very common among the elderly. BPPV causes a short lasting, strong sense of vertigo that happens when you move head. Rolling over in bed, looking up or any other change in head position can trigger a loss of balance. BPPV is triggered when tiny calcium stones in the inner ear get displaced creating a feeling of dizziness or vertigo.


What can you do to make your home safer and reduce falls?
Have your home inspected by a senior health care specialist. Have any loose flooring secured, make sure the entire home is well lit and keep the floors clear of clutter. Have anti-slip strips placed in places like bathrooms and any highly polished floors.


What type of cane, walker or scooter is best for reducing falls?
Speak to your doctor or physical therapist to find the best safety product for you based upon your needs and existing conditions. For some a simple cane will do, others may require more support.


A medical alert device for seniors makes great sense for people who are at a high risk of falling.



Activity Ideas for Elderly Senior Citizens

Improve Visits - Easy Games and Ideas to Keep Seniors Active & Alert


Elderly seniors need interesting activities, fun games & things to do to help keep memory sharp and bodies strong. These simple activity ideas help senior citizen health.



Family members, friends, activity directors, and senior citizen companions are often looking for interesting ideas for things to do with home-bound seniors and the elderly in adult care facilities. Engaging and taking pleasure in visits with failing, forgetful, or weak senior citizens is possible with a little effort and creativity. Improved time spent together is uplifting to all involved and can create nice memories.



Every individual older person will have their own tastes, capabilities and preferences, of course. The ideas presented here may be adapted to fit your own situation and your senior's likes. Senior care should always be as personalized as possible.



Following are easy ideas for things to do to bring out the personality, energy, and humor in your older family members or friends with simple activities.







Engage Elders with Fun or Interesting New Gadgets

Some home bound older people have not had much exposure to recent electronic technology. An iPad, a Blackberry, or some other "new-fangled" object could be of interest to a senior.



A digital camera isn't much of a novelty for younger folk, but for a older senior citizen, one can be quite interesting. Take photos of the senior's favorite people, items, or animals. Pictures can be made into a slide show or printed and placed in a binder. Let the senior take pictures too.

Digital photographs may be combined with asking questions and taking notes to create a senior citizen's life history, a weekly journal or a fun scrapbook. Scrapbooking is an activity that can be adapted to suit individual tastes and abilities.



Exercise is Important for Senior Citizen Physical and Mental Health
For older Americans, reversal of the brain shrinkage that occurs as people age is just one benefit of greater physical activity, according to research published in The Journal of Gerontology: Medical Sciences (Vol. 61A, No. 11).



Here are some ways exercise can be incorporated into the lives of the elderly:



Friends and family can encourage continuation of present physical activities and hobbies.



If walks are appropriate, a stroll on a nice day is a fun and easy way to pass time with a senior. Even pushing a senior in a wheelchair outside can encourage him or her to point to flowers, pets, and such.


If a senior has been inactive, one may still be able to encourage regular exercise. A doctor or physical therapist may provide appropriate exercise and equipment suggestions.


See what types of exercise a frail senior can tolerate. According to April 2002 issue of the Journal of Gerontology: Biological Sciences, resistance training exercise just one day a week can give older adults the strength to maintain their independence and to avoid injuries (Researchers Scott Trappe, David Williamson, and Michael Godard).



Ideas for Physically or Mentally Frail Seniors or Elderly

Soft clay-like products (Sculpy crafting material or Play-Doh, for instance) or special exercise items (such as balls) can be manipulated or squeezed to help strengthen the hands.


Simple toys can be a good option for keeping seniors active while encouraging hand-eye coordination. Baby and infant toys are generally colorful, soft-cornered, easy to grasp, and mind stimulating. The amusing Tangle toy pictured below is an amusement for all ages.



Games can help stimulate the mind. Some elderly folk enjoy Scrabble, cribbage, or card games, which use a variety of skills. Ask about individual preferences.



Just about any show or movie is available today.Many programs are also available to view for free online.



Shows like Animal Planet (a cable channel), videos of young children or baby animals, and classic musicals are good for all ages and can be funny and uplifting. Watch along with your senior. It's much more fun to laugh with a companion.



Some great musicals include The Music Man (1962), The Sound of Music (1965), The Wizard of Oz (1939), Brigadoon (1954), and Singin' in the Rain (1952). Ask seniors about their favorite older films.



Many seniors enjoy game shows, science programs, or vintage television. There are cable networks dedicated to each of these types of shows. The Discovery Channel covers scientific subjects, for instance.



Questions to Ask about the Senior's Childhood
Who was his or her best friend and why?
What games did he or she like to play?
What was the best birthday present he or she ever got?
Did he or she ever have a nickname?
Put on a tape recorder or camcorder and save priceless memories to keep forever. Add to it on each visit.

Bring Children and Small, Safe Animals to Visit Senor Citizens
Children and babies can be a rare sight for older folks in a retirement home or other senior care. There are significant benefits to old and young that might come from greater age integration (Uhlenberg, P, The Gerontologist; v40 n3 , p276-279 ; Mar 2000). In lieu of the real thing, bring pictures or videos.



Many older folks miss their companion pets. Borrow a puppy, kitten or baby chick for the day and bring it in an appropriate box. Be careful to avoid scratches or bites as elders often have fragile skin. The July 2002 issue of Journal of Gerontology: Medical Sciences, found that even one animal-assisted therapy session of 30 minutes per week was effective in reducing loneliness. See Dogplay online for more information on this type of therapy.



Activities and Ideas for Musical Seniors

Try singing old-time songs like In the Good Ol' Summertime.
Search online for words to hymns, early barbershop quartet songs, and classic camping tunes. A highly rated campfire songbook on Amazon.com is Campfire Songs by Irene Maddox (Globe Pequot Pr; 2nd edition, April 1994) or you can look at the book The American Song Treasury: 100 Favorites by Theodore Raph (Dover Publications,October 1986).

Just about everyone knows childrens' tunes such as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How Much is That Doggie in the Window, and Take Me Out to the Ball Game.



In a senior group setting, a choir or band could be formed.
The Brain and Body Connection



Treatments to keep the brain healthy can be just as effective as exercise is for the body, according to the latest special issue of The Journal of Gerontology: Psychological Sciences (according to the June 15, 2007 press release from The Gerontological Society (by guest editor Neil Charness, PhD of Florida State University)



My grandfather loved reciting memorized poetry to me even at the age of 99. In his case, talking literature and prose, or chemistry and physics, was much more interesting than any game I could think up. He was a teacher and loved sharing knowledge. Tapping into his personal interests helped keep his mind active and strong all this life.



When visiting with seniors at home or in an elderly care home, it's important to bring up old memories, delight them with things that will engage their senses, and just have a little fun. Enjoying visits with a senior will enrich two lives at once. For more ideas, read about Fun Visits With Senior Citizens and Memory Help for Seniors.



Precautions can prevent senior-citizen falls

As senior citizens age, their health risks increase. That's why Rex Senior Health Center's Dr. Leroy Darkes likes to see his elderly patients often.

"I think that our seniors should get every second of quality life that they possibly can, and that begins with good prevention," said Darkes. He likes to keep his patients up to date on a number of health screenings including:

Vision and glaucoma checks



Mammorgrams for women and prostate cancer screening for men
Colonoscopies to check for colorectal cancer

Regular blood-pressure and cholesterol checks.

Updating vaccinations for pneumonia, tetanus and shingles.
An annual flu shot



Darkes says that sometimes the greatest threat to seniors' health is right at home.

"As we age," he said, "we become more fragile, more likely to injure our head, sustain a head injury which could be very devastating." Seniors also may fracture a bone, which immobilizes them, and that can easily lead to other health concerns.



For 79-year-old Hermena Hunter, rheumatoid arthritis makes her even more vulnerable to a fall. That's why she's made some changes at home.

"There was gravel in the driveway, so I was able to get the driveway poured with concrete," she said. She also added more railing at the front steps and carpeting to cover a slick wood floor inside.



"And I tried to choose the correct kind of shoes to wear, too, to keep from slipping and falling," said Hunter. She also uses a cane to keep her steady and tries to keep her home free of trip hazards like loose rugs.

Those simple precautions may help her to stay independent in her own home "for as long as I possibly can. I love to be self-sufficient," said Hunter.



Darkes says it's very important for adult children to help their parents eliminate fall risks in the home and to encourage them to use a walking device if needed.



Some of the suggestions Rex Healthcare rehabilitation professionals make on falls prevention:

Proper footwear (rubber-soled shoes)


Keep floors dry and free of clutter to minimize slip and trip hazards
Remove or secure down any throw rugs that may slide.


Keep areas well-lit if they are to be walked at night (night lights)
Have railings installed on stairs.



Use the bathroom just before bed to limit the numbers of trips at night.

When changing positions (lying down to sitting, sitting to standing) take a minute to keep from being too dizzy.



If you have been prescribed and shown how to use a walking device, use it.



Talk with your physician and/or pharmacist about side effects of medications and take them as prescribed



The conditions that affect many seniors can also increase your risk of falling.



Since physical changes and many conditions are a part of aging, it's not always possible to remove these blocks from your risk tower. Learning how these medical conditions lead to falls is the first step towards understanding the risks.


If you have… …then falls can be a concern because
Heart disease or failure (CHF) Heart conditions can cause dizziness, balance problems, muscle weakness and fatigue, even with only slight exertion. Heart disease is also frequently associated with respiratory difficulties, which can result in many of the same falls-related conditions.
Had a stroke Strokes often result in muscle weakness, and/or sensory imbalances on one side of the body, which can compromise one’s ability to move about safely.


Parkinson’s Disease Tremors, stiff aching muscles, and slow limited movement (especially when the person tries to move from a resting position) are all falls risks associated with Parkinson’s. A person with Parkinson's disease is likely to take small steps and shuffle with his or her feet close together, bend forward slightly at the waist (stooped posture), and have trouble turning around. Balance and posture problems may result in frequent falls, especially as the disease progresses.


Low blood pressure Low blood pressure, particularly when rising from a lying or sitting position, is a common cause of falls due to dizziness and/or fainting.


Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) The shortness of breath that is caused by COPD (chronic bronchitis and/or emphysema) can make you feel weak, dizzy or faint, even when you do simple things like get dressed or fix a meal.


Diabetes Diabetes can cause a loss of feeling in the feet (diabetic ‘neuropathy’), which compromises your balance and sense of where obstacles and uneven footing may be a hazard.


Arthritis The loss of joint flexibility due to arthritis makes it difficult to maintain a safe gait, to avoid potentially dangerous obstacles, and maintain balance.


Vision problems A decrease in vision, whether caused by glaucoma and cataracts, or just aging eyes, makes it far more difficult to judge distance and avoid obstacles that could trip you up. This is naturally a particular concern at night or when in the dark.


Mental confusion Mental confusion can increase the chance of a fall since it may be more difficult to determine whether an activity is putting one at greater risk, or it may take longer to respond to a situation where a fall might otherwise be averted.


MEDICATIONS
Although medicines help you stay well, they can put you at risk for falling.
This is especially true if you are taking several medications several times a day. There are three reasons why:


Some drugs have side effects, and may make you feel dizzy, confused or otherwise less able to prevent a fall.


Two or more drugs may interact in a way that produces undesirable side effects.


Not following the doctor’s orders. Seniors might do this because they forget, or find their medication schedule too complicated, or are dismayed by the side effects.


WHAT YOU CAN DO
Keep a complete, dated list of the medications you take and bring it to your doctor for a ‘medication checkup’. Remember that ‘medications’ mean the prescriptions that you get from your doctor, as well as those non-prescriptions drugs, pain relievers, herbal remedies and other treatments you get at the pharmacy or market. To print a copy of a handy purse-sized form that you can use for this purpose, download this checklist now.
Report any new symptoms to your doctor right away, who will help you decide if the symptoms are side effects caused by the medication.
Always take medications as directed. It’s easier to keep track of your medications - which ones to take and exactly when to take them - if you use a medicine organizer, a medicine dispenser, or ask your pharmacist to dispense your medications in a blister pack.


Combine all your prescriptions with a single pharmacy. That way, your pharmacist can more easily review your medications and communicate any concerns he or she may have with your doctors. Together, they might decide to try changing one or more of your medications, dosages, etc.


LEARN HOW MEDICINES INCREASE YOUR RISK
If you... …than falls can be a concern because…
take four or more medications that are either prescribed or received “over-the-counter”, including herbal remedies, pain relievers, vitamins, and dietary supplements. The more medications you take, the more likely it may be that you experience drug interactions and/or side effects that can increase your risk of falling. These side effects may make you lose your balance, become drowsy, blur your vision and make you feel weak or dizzy.Over-the-counter products may also interact with prescription medicines and increase the risk of side effects which can also increase your chances of falling.


take medication for high blood pressure High blood pressure medications can make you feel light-headed or dizzy when you first stand up from a chair, or when you get up out of bed in the morning. This is called ‘postural hypotension’.


drink alcohol When mixed with medicines, even a little bit of alcohol can make you feel drowsy and dizzy and increase your risk of falling.


YOUR STRENGTH & BALANCE
Some people think that the best thing to do if you’ve fallen, or if you’re afraid of falling, is to be less active. Why take the chance of falling again, right? Well, research shows that seniors who are less active are more likely to fall, because they lack the strength and balance and they need to resist falls. This is why healthcare professionals recommend starting a regular exercise routine of any kind – even if you start by taking only a few steps every day.


Exercise may improve your…
Strength and stamina
Giving your heart, lungs and the rest of your cardiovascular system even a modest workout can make a tremendous difference in the way you feel, in your energy level, and in the way you go about enjoying life as best you can.
Balance


When you were very young, you had to learn to balance yourself, and unless you continue to use your balance under safe conditions, this vital skill diminishes. Balance also helps you to keep the mass of your body over your feet, which helps you maintain your stability when moving your weight from one position to another.
Gait


Regain some of the spring in your step, and practice walking (either alone, or with a cane or walker) with a stronger, safer and more fluid gait.
Reflexes


Exercise can make you more responsive and help you react more safely to obstacles in your path and other potential dangers.


How to Get Started Exercising


YOUR HOME ENVIRONMENT


Most falls happen at home where we spend most of our time. Fact is that as we get older, items in our home that used to be virtually harmless start to pose a greater risk. Stairs, bathrooms, dimly lit hallways, a little extra clutter around the house – even pets underfoot can be dangerous.
The good news is that most of these possible home safety hazards can be minimized. All it takes is some time and attention – and maybe the assistance of a friend or family member – before an unfortunate accident happens.


Learn how making a few simple changes to your home can reduce your risk of falling.


FALL FACTS
The best time to get a ‘medication checkup’ is before you start a new prescription.


HOW OFTEN FALLS OCCUR
About one third of the elder population over the age of 65 falls each year, and the risk of falls increases proportionately with age. At 80 years, over half of seniors fall annually.


As alarming as they are, these documented statistics fall short of the actual number since
many incidents are unreported by seniors and unrecognized by family members or caregivers.
Frequent falling. Those who fall are two to three times more likely to fall again.
About half (53%) of the older adults who are discharged for fall-related hip fractures will experience another fall with in six months.
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What Happens After a Fall
Falls are the leading cause of death due to injury among the elderly 87% of all fractures in the elderly are due to falls.


Falls account for 25% of all hospital admissions, and 40% of all nursing home admissions 40% of those admitted do not return to independent living; 25% die within a year.


Many falls do not result in injuries, yet a large percentage of non-injured fallers (47%) cannot get up without assistance.


For the elderly who fall and are unable to get up on their own, the period of time spent immobile often affects their health outcome. Muscle cell breakdown starts to occur within 30-60 minutes of compression due to falling. Dehydration, pressure sores, hypothermia, and pneumonia are other complications that may result.


Getting help after an immobilizing fall improves the chance of survival by 80% and increases the likelihood of a return to independent living.
Up to 40% of people who have a stroke have a serious fall within the next year.


Fear of Falling
Why Seniors Fall
Where Seniors Fall
Falls Are A National Health Priority
FEAR OF FALLING
20% to 30% of seniors fear falling.
90% percent of falls that do not result in injury can still have a detrimental impact on health and well-being. 30-50% of elders report that fear of another fall results in loss of confidence and self-imposed restriction of activities, thereby increasing the risk of falls.


WHY SENIORS FALL
A summary of 12 studies cites the following most common reasons for falls. The effect of drugs on the elderly, and the difficulties surrounding medication compliance, are also believed to be the root cause for many of falls incidents.
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WHERE SENIORS FALL
55% of all falls take place inside the home.
More than three-quarters take place either inside or in close proximity to the home, where a medical alert system can be of immediate assistance.
More fall injuries are caused by falls on the same level (vs. stairs) and from a standing highlight, i.e. tripping while walking.
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WHAT IF YOU DO FALL?
Even if you’re careful, a fall might still happen. Healthcare experts recommend that you then prepare yourself by knowing two things:
How to get up:
HOW TO GT UP


How to call someone for help. Have your own convenient method like wireless sensor etc.